Yogurt

I do not get yogurt. I do not get its popularity, I can't follow why Greek anything is superior, and most of all, I cannot stomach it.

But the yogurt section in my local grocery store is growing by leaps and bounds. People stand in front of it (blocking the aisle, of course) transfixed by the mind-boggling choices.

The only decent yogurt is the one in "Spaceballs," the movie.