News

I get all my news from the comedy channel. Think about that for a minute.

Frankly, anyone who looks at "real" news is an idiot, in my opinion.

Hey, gee, let me turn on the "news" and get depressed first thing in the morning. Is this the move of a sane person?

Or even better, a quick series of manufactured horrors followed by "details at 11". Go f#%ck yourself.

Traditional network TV news has become a joke, hence my using the comedy channel for all my news.

People respected Walter Cronkite's gravity, but even he was clueless about the Vietnam war.  I haven't respected network news since.

You shouldn't either. Go with Jon Stewart or Steven Colbert.