Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Professorial Nitwits


"How DARE you suggest Professors are nitwits? They are at the top of their profession!"

Relax - everything is relative. Professors have made a lifetime of succeeding in our schools - not something anyone should admire. They just take good tests. They specialize in things their advisors know zip about: "the unaccounted interactions of nuons when bombarded with phase-array c-rays."

"Whoa" go the advisors - make him a professor.  Actually, all this guy did was study a few obscure things, give a good presentation, and plotted how much money he could suck from the Navy.

Thinking I'm being overly-curmudgeonly? Do your homework.

The best is yet to come: some typical world political event occurs and an idiot news person rushes to the nearest Professor: "What do you think?"

This nuon guy thinks he's very smart (nuon speaking, he probaby is) - but being an incredibly self-important person - so rather than saying "nuons don't seem to be involved here" he pontificates: "this is an awful situation that requires American aid."

Professor nitwits hold a special place for us in the Societé: "Nitwit Emeritus."

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