Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Shaving


I used to shave every day - look good in general, look polished at work, the whole bit.

Then I aged.  Will that 18-year old not scan my groceries if I'm not shaved?  Will the gas station reject my card for lack of shavedom?  Not likely, so what is my motivation?

Young idiots, the new Steve McGarret being my favorite, are in a different plane.  He can't muster the few moments to shave in the morning.  And we are supposed to think he can solve complex mysteries? The man can't even shave. This is the largest plot hole I've ever observed, and given my tv enthusiasm, I've seen my share. As Lauren Bacall said, "why don't you shave and we'll talk."

Curmudgeons are VERY upset with this stupid new Hollywood thing. Very.  

You should be too.

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