Being on vacation around boats is a time for practical footwear, and Sperry topsiders are the shoe of choice amongst us sailors. Regrettably, they are world-famous for lack of arch support, and more to the point of this missive, for the foot odor that topsiders are so effective at capturing and storing.
Tiger, the wonder cat, often inexplicably takes to attacking my topsiders, then dozing off on them. Now, many might think this cute - even the curmudgeons amongst us - but could there be a more sinister explanation? Is he taking aggressions against my person out on my shoes? I guess, better them than me. Or, as is more likely the case, is he simply being overcome by the poisonous odor and he simply passes out after playing with them.
That, of course, makes one wonder why he would mount the attacks against such a poisonous foe only to lose again and again. Not the actions of a wonder cat.
Tis quite the puzzler, no?
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