Cocaine

Cocaine.  I hear tell it is quite the fun thing.  I've done grass and LSD, but never, as it turns out, Cocaine.

So listening to Eric Clapton's cocaine is, well, quite the experience.  It cannot be played loud enough.  I politely ask my iPhone to find it, and play it.

An iPhone is like 2" by 4" and 1/2 inch thick.  When it plays music (squeaks), it is laughable.  When you Bluetooth it to your gazillion watt stereo with 4' high speakers, there is no squeak. Things rock.  Excessively.

A tiny iPhone can bring down the house.  Good thing my Sainted wife is out shopping.

I'm thinking of taking a dip in the pool.  Don't get me started on the Bose - I've had firefighters zoom by.