Shortly after I got married, I was introduced to this "honey do" concept. Apparently, there are things that need doing around your new house that you, "honey," are the ONLY person capable of doing.
Let us pause here - women have survived oh, some hundreds of thousands years, and I have to suspect that "Honey do" didn't figure in here. More likely, you would then, dragging an appropriate amount of attached female hair to the fire, say "honey do."
In today's world, this natural order has somehow bizarrely reversed course. It is just awful. "Oh dear, the upstairs toilet is clogged again." "I dont know what that icky bug is, but just make it go away" Stuff like that.
Here's the trick: grab a pair of pliers. You suddenly look like you know what you're doing. No matter you are completely clueless, but it looks good.
AND the "honey do" is retired. Genius, no?
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