Monday, July 22, 2013

Bed Checks

A faithful reader happens to live in NJ horse country. I remain surprised he has electric after 9 pm.

He has a cat that, like normal people, he lets out at night.  Small explanation - horse country is deer, fox, and goodness knows what country.

Here in civilization, there is a bed check.  And when your's truly doesn't have a ready answer to where Tiger is, the hunt begins.  No matter that Matlock is closing in on his victim. No matter that Tiger has never failed us.

Somehow, it is my lack of personal performance that is at fault.  

Where do you buy guns? I only need one bullet, if I know how to aim it properly at my head.

P.S.  - I open the door, say "Tiger" and there he is.

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