Morning Routines

My Sainted wife has a morning routine - she wanders about the house, watering the odd plant while her coffee boils.

I have a morning routine as well - switch on a good Matlock and settle in to my favorite chair.  No water.  No plants that might grow or not.  I had a plant in my gay bachelor pad in beautiful downtown Cranford, NJ - it was a marijuana plant.

Now THERE'S a plant worthy of growing.  Not some sort of Hibiscus or stinky Geranium.  A plant you can use.

And to good end, I might add.