Thursday, January 3, 2013

Hat Wars


Hats for men used to be ubiquitous, that is, until a certain President queered the entire industry.  There was decorum associated with hats - you took them off indoors, you doffed them to ladies.  Dare I say a certain amount of chivalry?

Hah!  Not so any more (of course).  The wearing of hats, primarily baseball caps, has run amok.  Wear them wherever you damn well please - it's a free country and you are certainly free to demonstrate the breadth of your personal ignorance.  Heck, wear them with the brim backwards, or better yet, to the side.  THERE'S a sharp look.

In keeping up-to-date with what's hip, I ran across some new hat problems.  Apparently, a certain faction of hat wearers (those fashionistas that brought you underpants showing above their shorts) leave the store stickers on their hats.  

Happily, an opposing faction maintains that the practice just makes it easier to pick out the idiots.

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