Bedside Manners

The bedside manner of all the doctors I am now seeing is important.  Like, you don't want to see a look of horror on their face as they finish checking you out.

Regrettably, a recent experience was even worse.  The idiot I was seeing had just finished checking something rather intimate and exclaimed "Oh my God!"  I was flat on my back at the time, and I do not believe I have sat up as quickly since my 20s.

What? What? Am I dying? What?  The moron was commenting on what the hospital staff had done the day before - nothing wrong at all, but beneath his high standards. 

Like I'm going to see this nitwit ever again - I'd sooner see a witch doctor.