Never, Ever LoseYour Car Keys

Some people have remarkable memories.  Some, like me, have none.  I went into math and engineering primarily because they required no memory whatsoever -tables, calculations and all.

A couple years ago, my Sainted wife was really concerned about me drinking and driving (a really valid concern).  So before she could hide my car keys, I hid them.

The next day, I realized I had absolutely no idea where I put them.  Do you realize how much BMW charges for new keys?

P.S. I found them after I sold the car.