Hounds

My next door neighbor has a hound.  Not any hound, but some evil variant that the moment he is released from the back door, bounds out, races about...and howls.

I have had heart-to-heart chats with Tiger, the Wonder Cat about leaping the fence (of course, nothing to him) and clawing the dog's neck out.  He prefers to taunt the creature from OUR side of the fence, causing all the more howling.

I am now thinking of exercising my second amendment rights and purchasing an assault rifle.