Pussy Galore

Back in ought '64, the curmudgeon's sainted father took him to the movies - some action thriller called "Goldfinger" or some such.


At one point, the hero - James, or something, was introduced to a Pussy Galore.


There was quite the ripple of laughter in the theater, so the 14-year old curmudgeon-to-be leaned over to his Dad and asked "why all the laughter?"


"Oh, just a play on words" was the response.


The curmudgeon's sex training was complete.