Absolute Idiocy

We have to get through Wiscasset when we go to Maine.  In the day, it had slowly rotting schooners in their harbor, quite the attraction.

This is Route 1, so the workarounds (which we all know after years of putting up with this crap) are fine, but lengthy.

The old schooners have finally rotted away. Now all Wiscasset is known for is Red's lobster rolls. People line up to get them.

A child - and not a necessarily smart one - can make a stupendous lobster roll. Briefly, a toasted New England roll, a few chunks of lobster held together with Mayo.  That's it.

So the painful slow trip through Wiscasset, largely because of Red's is absolute idiocy.