Stress

You would not expect that stress could be manufactured.  

You could be not be more wrong - you haven't met my wife.

 She manufactures it out of the ether.  If there was an Olymptic event related to stress, she would win every year.

A bug on the wall? Any human would know what to do, but my wife turns it into something that was my fault.

I don't envy going to jail for the rest of my life, so I simply drink - way too much.