Mortar and Pestle

I have a mortar and pestle.  I use it to grind down dark sugar that has chosen to turn into rock and such.  A very useful little thing.

My wife has some 15,000 appliances, 2 of which she actually knows how to operate.

Somehow, it is my duty to store these things. No sweat - a simple system - the ones used most are located ready at hand and the less used ones in more distant locations.

I think Tiger is the only living creature in the household who knows where the espresso machine is.