Thursday, April 10, 2014
Terms & Conditions
Have you SEEN these things? I seriously doubt that there is a single soul who has read each one except the lawyer who wrote the thing. Apple may as well use the above as a realistic option for real people.
Various online company's T's & C's are so stupid that even South Park mocked them for an entire episode. They could be demanding your first born for all anyone knows. And I'm convinced they put the most boring legalese up front to make sure that no known human will wade through it to get to the juicy parts - assuming there are any. Jokes and prize offers embedded in the middle of these things are legion - AND TRUE.
They need to hire those fast-talkers TV commercials use - spit it all out, nobody listens, and the dipwad lawyers get paid. Everyone's happy - it's not the curmudgeon way, but at least I won't feel guilty about lying and clicking "accept" as if I DID read them.
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