Kids These Days!

What is it with these whiners going on and on about kids with their noses in their phones? Do these people not remember breakfasts from their childhood? When Dad had his face buried in a paper?

And what about Dad's commute:

I think today's whiners are just jealous of the kids and their phones. All they had in their day was a dumb old newspaper, but they ALSO knew how to use it to similar effect.