I did not need to learn about this. I was innocently out to dinner with some friends and someone brings up this Red Hat Society thing. I had never heard of it. They seemed surprised, as if I SHOULD know about it.
Well, gol-durn it, I know how to Google, so I look it up. Whoa. It's for real. Old ladies in red hats AND PURPLE DRESSES get together for teas. I shit you not. They have chapters, a mission, annual meetings and everything. What utter rot.
Old ladies. With some kind of common set of interests. Getting together. Publicizing their beliefs. What a bizarre concept, although there is something vaguely familiar about it...
Saay, maybe we curmudgeons could spiff up our image with a uniform...and a hat.
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