As a card-carrying Curmudgeon Societé Generale member, I don't do "chick flicks." However, as a husband, I am confronted with a real dilemma. My Sainted wife doesn't do action flicks.
Curmudgeons therefore fall to the ground on our knees thanking the inventor of the multiplex. They permit us to go to the movies we love...somewhat together.
Here in Command Central, emotion-filled crapola is not permitted.
If they can do parental controls, why can't they do guy controls? Or some alarm system when a chick flick is coming on?
We need some warning so we can prepare our excuses.
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