I happen to be a real movie fan. I may despise opera and the theater, but movies rarely disappoint (especially when you wait for them to come to cable so you never associate the occasional stinker with a price of admission). All is well, you may aver. Alas, not quite.
There is an entire category of movies that are guaranteed to suck. No doubt I'm referring to all those new zombie or vampire movies you might suspect? Nope. Then surely I must mean musicals/dance movies? Nay, it is the tediously similar and endlessly depressing "Post-Apocalyptic" movies. And, speaking of endless, so, apparently, is their supply. Heck, they're invading your TV space even as you read this.
They ALL have the exact same view of a dystopian post-apocalyptic world, and frankly, once is enough. Only a masochist would go see a second one.
Or a real dimwit.
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