Like many of the common folk, curmudgeons have toenails. Most of us can actually reach them in addition to seeing them.
So we prune. It is neither easy nor straightforward - toenail pruning requires contorting the body in ways it hasn't for years. And, frankly, doesn't want to know.
But we're a proud group - we suit up appropriately when going out, we shave, we tend to the bath niceties. We are as far away from the unshaven, slovenly attired, unwashed nitwits that wander about these days as one can imagine.
There was pride in our public appearance. Apparently, no more.
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