An alert reader sent me some articles analyzing the realities of a Godzilla (or for Pacific Rim fans, a Kaiju) showing up on our shores. Yes, dear readers, there are nerds out there who do these sorts of analyses.
We will overlook the fact that Godzilla, as a representative of an actual species, has grown in size at (literally) an unearthly rate. In some 60 years, movie Godzilla has grown faster than real Godzilla during the 80 million years of the Cretaceous period. Given the attention span of today's humans, they would never have stood still for Mother Nature.
It gets better. The nerds calculated that the latest Godzilla would produce some 12,000,000 gallons of urine a day. My personal technical assessment: yuck.
The good news? He probably only needs to eat a dozen or so humans a day. We're apparently pretty energy rich.
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