Friday, March 14, 2014

Bottled Water

If there is anything that has risen to the level of abject stupidity, it is the use of bottled water. Otherwise intelligent people (I'm being generous here) buy this stuff by the carload despite tap water being ubiquitous and virtually indiscernible.

The comic Lewis Black, curmudgeon to the core, explained it perfectly: Coke and Pepsi now produce bottled water, but you can rest assured they wouldn't use that crap water in their soft drinks. Yet bozos drink it exclusively. City dwellers carry it on their commutes downtown as if they were crossing a desert. Idiots all.

Please note that we are already at idiot level for these folks and I haven't even factored in the unconscionable waste produced by the bottles themselves.

Although the fact remains that curmudgeons are way too cheap to BUY water, we are not so stupid that we actually would.

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