Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Vegetarians

Vegans are, to be blunt, idiots. Yes, mankind can survive on grass and the like. Obviously we did for eons, otherwise we would not be here, would we? History is clear: back when we were plant eaters, we had to have much larger stomachs, since it took so much more volume of plant material to get enough energy to live by. As a result, the body blood was racing around the stomach trying to extract as much energy as it could. With a finite amount of blood, very little was left to operate much of a brain.

Then mankind became a meat eater - much more concentrated energy, didn't need all that digestive power, and so the stomach shrank and the brain had a chance to grow into what it is today.

Now, this happened millenia ago, but every time someone brags "I'm a vegan," my mind cannot help envisioning a return to large-stomached pea brains.

They've got the pea-brained bit nailed already.

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