Friday, August 2, 2013

British Cars

My big brother has one of these Rover things (Land? Range? Sand?)

I can't keep them straight. I invite any of my dear readers to help set me straight.

He has owned it for 16 years.  Underpowered, and Buzz rather heavy on the accelorator pedal, it is sort of surprising it lived a year.

It finally crapped out. What a surprise! A British vehicle craps out.  Virtually anybody in the civilized world knows that is their speciality. The actual working bit is the surprise.

This is the same big brother who owns a Jaguar XKE, which runs on it's own (secret) schedule.

And yet he bought another British vehicle. Certain words spring to mind, like sh%thead, nitwit and such, but to be fair - and this is a whole new area for a curmudgeon - I will merely comment: good luck next time.

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