Chinese Food at Apple Stores

I had to visit the "genius bar" at the Apple store today to resolve a few technical items for a presentation I'm giving to the Societé.  Without question, the Apple store is a stunning success.

Unfortunately, for an aging curmudgeon, there is a drawback. Visiting the Genius Bar is not unlike eating Chinese food:  it sounds real good, but a half hour later you have no idea what they were talking about.

Luckily, my presentation is at 2pm, and the few people actually still awake will be minimal, and will probably believe anything I make up.