The Curmudgeon Repor

I have very little reason to go into banks these days, what with ATM machines, depositing checks with my phone, and whatnot. Yet here in t...

Believe it or not, here in our picturesque corner of NJ we are surrounded by trees. I live at the top of a hill and we've never seen a s...

My Sainted wife and I happen to use a house cleaning service. We tried Mabel down the street AND Esmerelda across town, but service companie...

As the weather warms, people and things ooze out of dark crevices where they have been happily hidden during the winter. Sandals on men a...

This one sort of blew my mind, then I realized "Oh, of course". Outside the US, grocery stores have "American" food se...