Technology Officer - Official Idiot

As the Technology officer of the Curmudgeon Societé Generale, I am bereft. I have misplaced my iPhone.

I know, I know, I have an iPhone finder in my computer and all (technology officer) but it would only say it was here.

As a retired curmudgeon I am "here" a whole, whole lot. It is not telling me what room, what coat pocket, what floor. It is merely telling me what an idiot I am.

As if I didn't already know. ,