Before you start, let me assure you there is such a thing...outside of the Jersey Shore, that is. When you are staying at a nice resorty place, beach lounges and umbrellas are available (at a price, of course) for a relaxing day at the beach. As noted last time, Nick the cabana guy sets you up beautifully.
So once I've antied up my bucks, there are some things I want to see and hear - surf, wind, and vague background conversation sounds. NOT people bringing their own chairs and plopping down between you and your view and NOT someone conversing loudly on their cell phone, pausing periodically to scream at their kid down in the surf.
Small kids? There's the kiddie pool for those execrable things - far, far away.
As for any kind of activity, nubile females in bikinis should be encouraged to frolic about at will.
See? Etiquette.
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