Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Hallmark Channel

If you have a TV, you've no doubt run across the Hallmark Channel. Heartwarming, family-friendly programming to cuddle up with by the fire.

The Hallmark "Hall of Fame" collection defines this dream world. Drippy made-for-TV drivel filmed for people living in fantasyland. Sort of the Waltons TV show on steroids - enough syrup to choke a horse.

Made-for-TV movies on Syfy are more curmudgeon speed - plenty of cheesy special effects, otherworldly illusions, aliens, giant beasts (and hopefully giant breasts, let's be honest), entirely predictable plots - the stuff that makes for good TV.

Heartwarming? We curmudgeons cringe at the very thought.

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