In my ongoing efforts to stay on top of technology for the Curmudgeon Societé Generale, I recently used their money to study the effectiveness of one of those robot vacuum cleaners by buying one for myself.
As it happily skittered about, picking up all manner of cat hair and other noxious things, I was struck by wonder - I wondered why in hell it was making so much damned noise. I suspect that in keeping with the code of vacuum design, it was compelled to make a lot of noise like they all do.
People, it's the 21st century. I think it's high time we put a couple engineers on this and develop a quiet vacuum. This little robotic sucker pops awake and disturbs my naps! This simply won't do.
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