Gyros

Who the heck ever heard of these things? Since New Jersey is diner central and our diners are run by Greeks, Gyros are on the menu. Everywhere. 

I don't even know how to pronounce the damn word - hard 'G' or more like 'Heros?'  "Gy" like in gyrate or gee as in jeero? Is the damned 's' silent or not? Why is it plural if you only want one?

There isn't a curmudgeon alive who needs this sort of crap. 

Just give me a cheeseburger, please. Keep your gyros to yourself.