Googling Yourself

Have you ever done this for yourself?

I just Googled myself. I got my answer within .15 seconds (Google likes to brag), but 600,000 entries leading to topics such as "irritable old fart," "self-important whiner," "idiots who have access to the Internet," "gasbags," "where is this guy and can I find him and shoot him," although handsomely descriptive, didn't capture the art of curmudgeonry.

I think I must have spelled my name wrong.