Annual Convention Cancelled

I was all excited about spending the week at the Curmudgeon Societé Generale general conference - even though they had selected Milwaukee.

Sadly, it was cancelled because of low enrollment.  These old bats are 1) dying left and right and 2) being committed to "retirement homes."

I mean, workshops like the one that covers "just beat the bejesus out of the kid next door" and such were quite popular.

I fear trying to find canes will soon follow.