Varicose Veins

There are parts of aging that combine ugliness and, well, ugliness.

I seem to be getting varicose veins.

In the scheme of things, this is clearly a yawner.  To me, this is close to a death sentence.  I like to show off my finely shaped legs. They barely keep me upright, but they should look good doing so when they actually work.

This simply won't do.