Tooth Care

In my youth, toothbrushes hung on some sort of porcelain fixture in the bathroom wall.  Grab yours in the a.m., have a quick brush and get on with your day.  Your parents bought 32 cent brushes, the only distinguishing feature being the color of the handle.

Today, as I suspect you are surely aware, things are a tad different.  You can stare at a wall of them in the supermarket, trying to figure out bristle count, which motorized direction is best, let alone color of handle.

Seriously, just brush the damn fangs and get on with your day.