Movie Credits

I have made no secret of enjoying a good movie.  Lots of them.

Left over from the early days of moviedom, 100 years ago, producers today seem to think that a single viewer in the entire viewing universe might still give a crap about credits.  It's 2013 for goodness sake - we talk through the opening credits, opening candy, shaking the salt down the bucket of popcorn, coughing at the exact moment we crack open our illegal beers, pretty much ANYTHING but watch the opening credits, and then race for the exits the moment the closing ones start up.

Like anyone in the known universe would care who the movie set caterer was.  What are these people thinking?  ARE these people thinking?

Doubtful.