Coyotes

I have been reading reports that suburban NJ sightings of coyotes are on the rise.  As if the damn deer weren't enough.

The reports go on to advise you never to let your cats out in the dark, lest they become prey to these ferocious predators (the coyotes, not the deer).  So you would think I might be concerned about letting Tiger, the Wonder Cat out.

Hah! I pity the hapless coyote that encounters him - he is more puma-sized than your average house cat.  And, if my own personal wounds are any indicator, a fighter with no remorse. 

Plus, in extremis, he can always beam himself back to his home planet.