The curmudgeon, in order to keep in the curmudgeon fraternity, must adhere to strict rules: wallet in back left pocket, iPhone front left, and keys front right. Period.
Women are all over the map. Purse much match each day's outfit. Hence, the purse changeout. And there are way more than 3 things in there. The inevitable ensues "Where are my keys?" "Will you call me so I can find my phone?"
This is not in the curmudgeon manual.
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