Hunter Killers

Hunter killers are the Navy's best, deepest diving, fastest, quietest subs that cost a zillion dollars and can pop up to the surface, for political showoff to sink hapless Japanese tour boats.


Tiger, the wonder cat, cost $80, and while still able to fit in the palm of my hand, terrorized the rodent community around Birches.  Today's cats, trained by the Egyptians to bring their findings back to their chief-of-staffs, so he can sweep up whatever parts weren't eaten, happily aren't overly fond of deep diving.


But we still chase chipmunks snuck into the house when too many doors are open.


I think the Navy is missing something.