The curmudgeon lives in an area that has good 'ole Amurican hard water. Hard, pipe clogging, plumbing staining, easy showering, hard water. He has plenty of experience with that soft stuff - you never think your shower is finished.
Hard water has a taste that can't be beat, and the curmudgeon is required, by curmudgeon fraternity code, to be too cheap to install a water softener. And, dragging 50 pound bags of salt isn't real high on my list of life's pleasures.
I'm so inspired, I think I'll take a shower.
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