Electric sex - and apple flavored, to boot

I think the curmudgeon has been quite upfront about trying to stay in touch with technology

He recently made the leap to iCloud - he heard that his iPhone would sync by itself overnight while charging, so hey - sounds like a deal

Along came iMusic - $24 a year, heck that's what the curmudgeon spends on napkins, so say yes (keeping pace with technology - purely a scientific endeavor)

And, all manner of weird electric sex started - they talked to each other, they talked (the curmudgeon wishes to think it was only talking) to his iTunes account, they talked to his Apple tv, and boom - life will never be the same.

Beam me up Scotty.