Apple TV

I am what you might call an Apple groupie. 

I am a real fan of all things Apple. So when my little Apple TV just died, I was really pissed off. 

Oh, let me put that in a current form: I am still really pissed off. 

The damn thing is all of 4 years old. I'm 65. I still work (in a manner). 

Downton Abbey

I've just been watching Downton Abbey - catching up on my forbears and all - the servants IRONED THE MORNING PAPER for the master. I have to admit, I miss that sort of special touch - as in, missed it all my life. 

I have to have a chat with my Sainted wife. 

Toenail fungi

Got an email on laser toenail fungus remover. That is just disgusting. I mean, unwanted emails on penis enlargement or lonely housewives near you are expected, but the last thing I want to be greeted by in my morning mail is ANYTHING about toenail fungi. 

Can life be a tad more nice?

Shave or not.

Unshaven men. Can anything be more sickening?  We,  in the Curmudgeon Societé don't think so. These idiots are a pox on society. 

When did not shaving become fashionable? 

Never. 

Unions

Unions. WTF?

Union members are so stupid that they pay for money they never see again. And they hide behind "rules" that limit any intelligence. Any. 

We in the Curmudgeon Societé General have noted their monstrous stupidity. 

And they wonder why new arrival newcomers take their jobs away. 

Idiots all.