Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Housecleaning

My Sainted wife and I happen to use a house cleaning service. We tried Mabel down the street AND Esmerelda across town, but service companies seem to be more reliable. Plus we're very happy with their work.

Before they show up, I sort of clear the decks so they can dust, hiding the sex toys, off-color DVDs and such.

My wife? She pre-cleans the whole damn house. I don't get it - the CLEANING people are coming for god's sake. But she'll rinse out sinks, make beds and all manner of nonsense. She's not alone! I personally know of others who also engage in this extraordinarily bizarre practice.

Curmudgeons are the sort who unselfishly give "the help" meaningful work that they can sink their teeth into. Hence, if you're the cleaners, there's stuff for you to clean. And as we're the paying customer, we let you.

Simple.

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