As your intrepid reporter, and a curmudgeon to boot, it is my duty to call attention to all things endangered.
Flashlights. They were made of really stern metal. You pounded as many D-cells as you could into them and they worked for months.
You could also use them to knock miscreants over the head as appropriate, that heavy metal casing and all those D-cells being involved.
Today? Wimp stuff galore. LED flashlights only require tiny little bitty batteries. You can hardly conk a cat with them. Trust me - I've tried.
Where are my D cells when I need them?
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