Don't ever do this. Just don't. There is a fundamental, irreconcilable difference between the manner in which men and women shop.
Men approach shopping as a chore. "Damn, I need a new Forstner bit - better suit up and go get one." We walk in the appropriate store, approach the Forstner bit area, make the choice, buy it and walk out. Simple. Straightforward.
Women? An entirely different approach. Shopping is a pastime, to be enjoyed at length. "Better grab a cart, we may see other things we didn't realize we wanted AS WE WANDER ABOUT THE ENTIRE STORE."
This doesn't - and never will - fly with a guy, let alone a curmudgeon. Just don't even try it.
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