Self-Defeating Idiots

As a curmudgeon, I see these sorts all around me. As a member of a larger organization composed entirely of curmudgeons - the Curmudgeon Societé Generale - I am surrounded by other observers of idiot behavior, so we hear about a lot.

Here, for example, we have an idiot who had nefariously decided to defile public property AND apparently conjure up the devil at the same time. Unfortunately, being an idiot, all that was conjured was a piece of fabric.

Ooh, scary.