This is the time of year when all curmudgeons complain about spring. Sure, the weather is improving and all those growing green things are furiously pumping out allergens, but the real downer is trying to fit in last spring's clothes.
A long winter spent inspecting 50's Science Fiction B&W B-movies on Amazon Prime and griping about things as only curmudgeons can, has provided us with new girth in addition to new things to gripe about. So when we break out the spring clothes from last year, we discover they seem to have shrunk a little.
Do we vow to start exercising and dieting to fit into our warm weather wardrobe as do Sainted wives all around us? Nay, we promptly open a handy L.L.Bean or Lands End catalog and order up.
Curmudgeons do not adjust ourselves to fit into clothes; we buy clothes that fit.
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